恩比德隔扣班巴欢迎他来到联盟，美国球迷：大帝的护球还是有待进步啊

Joel Embiid welcomes Mo Bamba to the league

恩比德隔扣新秀..-班巴：欢迎来到NBA

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[–]CelticsLMM01 487 指標 6小時前

the way that joel drops his shoulder and posts up mo scares me like fuck if he did that to me i would literally die of a compressed chest

恩比德沉下肩膀背打班巴的架势差点把我特么吓尿了。卧槽，要是他给我来这么一下，我胸部会被撞得断气儿。

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenInMyG4OverTheSea 246 指標 6小時前

He sent Mo back almost a foot on that first dip, I"m pretty sure I would just fly out of the gym and never stop

他降下重心的第一下，就把班巴给顶出一英尺（约合30厘米）远。换成我的话，我估计我得从球馆飞出去，永远停不下来。

[–]Supersonicscbruce11 46 指標 5小時前

You"d be decapitated unless you"re 6"8"

你要是没个六尺八（约合203厘米），那恩比德背打这一下你就身首异处了。

[–]Celticshalo364 42 指標 4小時前

This happens to me in pick up all the time - someone with like 50 pounds on me can just post me up and literally all I can do is foul or just get butt-bounced back until they score. But if someone like Embiid did it to me, I genuinely might die lol

打野球时我总会碰到这种情况——对位的人比我重50磅（约合23公斤），背打我的时候我只能犯规，或者被他屁股拱开目送他得分。但要是恩比德背打我，我可能真的会当场去世哈哈哈哈。

[–]pysthby 28 指標 4小時前

Gotta pull the carpet, man! Knee up the butt, he pushes harder, you pull your leg away, he travels

兄弟你得撤凳子啊！用膝盖顶他屁股，他要是再使劲儿你就撤凳子，然后他就走步了。

[–]76ersanser1233 659 指標 6小時前

Damn Embiid"s body so is so proportional for his height.

76人球迷：我去，恩比德这么高的个子，身材比例也太好了吧。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 285 指標 6小時前

he likes to be shirtless A LOT ;-)

他确实很喜欢光膀子啊;-)。[译注1]

[译注1]出自科兰杰洛小号的爆料：恩比德很喜欢光膀子。

[美国JRs之声]科兰杰洛疑似利用小号泄密，美国球迷：这件事对联盟来说太糟糕了>>

[–]RocketsKdot32 262 指標 6小時前

He carries his weight well for a big man. Like an early Shaq or Hakeem it just looks natural

火箭球迷：作为大个子，他的体重控制得很好。就像奥拉朱旺或者早期的奥尼尔，，反正看起来很自然。

[–]Lakers730_50Shots 53 指標 2小時前

plus all that excellent conditioning and diets athletes have access too now

而且还有那么多对现代运动员来说唾手可得的优越训练和饮食条件啊。

[–]Raptorsmahchefai 50 指標 2小時前

lol I realize his diet has changed but it"s just funny to think of after that hot ones episode where he talked about eating 15 nutella sandwiches in a sitting

哈哈哈，我刚意识到恩比德的饮食习惯已经变了。但是想到在那期《Hot Ones》里，他说自己一顿能吃15个巧克力酱三明治，我就觉得很好玩。

[–]Lakers730_50Shots 24 指標 2小時前

i saw once that the rock on his cheat day has an absurd amount of food. these guys are humongous and incredibly fit. those muscles need that energy to kick ass

有一次我了解到，巨石强森会在作弊日吃巨多的东西。这些家伙块头大、肌肉发达，这些肌肉都是需要能量才能继续坚挺的。

[–]WizardsDamn_Croissant 116 指標 3小時前

Don"t even talk about proportional big men without mentioning YAO MING. The man has the GOAT 7"6" but just looks like a scaled-up athletic dude body. So much mass and tree trunks for legs instead of "skinny(er)" legs that all other 7-footers seem to have.

I mean DAMN, SON. Just look.

说到身材比例好的大个子，就不得不提一下姚明了。这个男人是两米二六身高的历史最强人，但身材很好，就像正常身高的运动员等比例放大一样。姚明体重巨大，比起那些骨瘦如柴的七尺长人，他的双腿就像树干一样粗。

孩子们，瞧好了。

[–][UTA] Joe Inglessciencebased 45 指標 3小時前

Woah you’re right. Imagine if he had worked on that chest. Goliath in the flesh and then some.

爵士球迷：哇，你说得没错。想像一下，要是大姚把胸肌也练练，简直就是现实的巨人歌利亚啊。

[–]easy_cantaloupe 21 指標 2小時前

Unfortunately if he"d really bulked up his lower body would probably have broken down even sooner :(

不幸的是，要是他（上半身的）肌肉鼓起来，他下肢的伤病很可能会爆发得更早。:(

[–]76ersMcb3500 425 指標 6小時前

Of course he has to fumble the ball on the post up

76人球迷：背打时果然丢球了，常规操作。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonOaty_McOatface 27 指標 2小時前

it seems like Bamba did knock it loose, or else embid would have double dribbled.

好像班巴第一下把球打掉了，不然恩比德就二运了。

[–][PHI] Richaun Holmesthundercockjk2 813 指標 6小時前

As hype as I wanna be about this he"s still careless with the ball.

76人球迷：虽然我看到这个视频后很想吹一番牛B，但是，恩比德护球方面还是粗心大意啊。

[–]Sunsmurphstar 375 指標 6小時前

Yeah he basically turned the ball over at least 2 times if it was a real NBA game.

没错，这要是在NBA赛场，他至少已经失误两次了。

[–]Mavericksamicaro 233 指標 4小時前

i love embiid and love his provoking style and competitiveness. but to me thats just a preseason play starting with an offensive foul, continued by a turnover and ended by a dunk "over" a defender that stopped caring 2 seconds ago -.-

but i mean its still nice preseason hype

我爱恩比德，以及他挑事儿式的打球风格和竞争性。但对我而言，这球只是休赛期训练的一个回合而已——从进攻犯规开始，接着失误丢球，最后在对位球员放弃防守2秒钟之后完成“隔扣” -.-

不过吧，这玩意在休赛期还是很吸引眼球的。

[–]WizardsDamn_Croissant 56 指標 3小時前

Damn, son. You just tore this dude"s post apart. I like it.

老哥，你的回复把楼主的帖彻底搅和黄了。但我喜欢。

[–]bunnybash 27 指標 3小時前

Yup! I agree. Mo seems to quit caring after he knows that in a real game he would already have the ball, but knows that it"s probably better for the rookie to just shut up and keep going.

我同意！班巴看起来已经放弃防守了，他知道这要是真的比赛，他已经拿到球权了。但是作为一个菜鸟，他心里也清楚，这时候最好闭嘴，闷声打下一个回合。

[–]Sunssnitchesgetblintzes 159 指標 6小時前

Damn, Bamba looks like a toothpick next to Embiid.

What does Embiid say to him?

我去，班巴这身材，跟恩比德比起来就像一根牙签。

恩比德对班巴说的啥啊？

[–]LakersBejSerizawa 226 指標 6小時前

welcome to the fucking league

欢迎来到TMD联盟。

[–][TOR] Dell Curryaugustineiver 139 指標 6小時前

You think Bamba can bulk up to that size

你们觉得班巴能堆肉堆到恩比德这样吗？

[–]76ersHelreaver 193 指標 6小時前

I think most likely he"s just going to have a Gobert build. Long but still fairly skinny.

76人球迷：我觉得，可能他最多就到戈贝尔那样了。个子很高，但还是属于干瘦型。

[–]BullsiNoBot 20 指標 3小時前

Yeah, if you see Bamba shirtless, he doesn"t really have a good frame for bulking, he"s super lean ripped.

没错，你如果见过班巴光膀子就知道，他的骨架挂不上肌肉，他属于精瘦型的。

[–]RaptorsLaysMays2 12 指標 3小時前

You think Jokic can ever get fit?

那你们觉得约基奇啥时候能练出型啊?

[–]WizardsTheHeavyBackpack 12 指標 2小時前

I mean if Marc Gasol and Love could anything is possible right?

连小加索尔和乐福都能，还有什么事是不可能的？

[–]76ersRockflame3 117 指標 6小時前

Is that Tatum I see?

76人球迷：我看到了塔特姆？

[–]76ersSquidTwister 57 指標 5小時前

Yeah it"s Drew Hanlen"s organized run I believe

76人球迷：没错，我相信这是训练师Drew Hanlen组织的对抗训练。

[–]cptAckAck 65 指標 6小時前

All the cool kids get trained by drew.

联盟所有的青年才俊都跟着Drew老师训练啊。

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartSmartBrown-SemiTerry 41 指標 6小時前

So I see Tatum there as well. Who else is playing with them? This is awesome.

凯尔特人球迷：我也看到了塔特姆在现场。跟他们一起训练的还有谁？感觉很精彩啊。

[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonninety4kid 31 指標 6小時前

I think I see Taurean and Semi.

魔术球迷：我觉得，我看见了托里恩-普林斯和谢米-奥杰莱。

[–]NBAIndigoRivers 73 指標 6小時前

I see

Joel

Mo

Taurean

Jayson

LeBron

Ben Stiller

Kobe

Woj

Danny ainge

That"s all I can make out

我看见了恩比德、班巴、托里恩-普林斯、塔特姆、詹姆斯、本-斯蒂勒[译注2]、科比、Woj、丹尼-安吉

好吧我编不下去了……

[译注2]美国著名演员、导演，代表作有《王牌特派员》、《我为玛丽狂》、《博物馆奇妙夜》